I program computers.
A calculator program I published in 2010 has somehow been getting quite a few downloads recently, and I have no idea why. It's the first program I ever published online, by the way. If you're curious to see it, here's the link: https://ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/426/42674.html
Q: Why?
A: Please specify your question a bit more.
Q: Your website doesn't look very modern. Care to explain?
A: I prefer plain, simple, and fast. Function over flair always.
Q: Well, I don't like it.
A: That isn't even a question...
Q: Watch your back.
A: Again, that wasn't even a question, and in fact it sounded pretty threatening.